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Get to know the The Full Norms Treatment

The Full Norms Treatment

The Homie versions of all three of our maximum strength hemorrhoid care products.

  • Complete 3-step system
  • Support through every stage of a flare-up
  • Use together or separately
  • All maximum strength formulations
$59.97
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The most lidocaine we can legally put into a cream

Free of parabens, fragrances and Phthalates. Hypoallergenic. Dermatologist tested.

Made in the USA. By real people you can trust.


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Soothes the pain, solves the problem. Three steps that work together—cooling wipes to clean, max‑strength cream to numb and protect, and a fast‑acting spray to calm—so flare‑ups are easier to handle at home and on the go.

Our Maximum Strength Formula

Relief that meets you wherever it hurts. Our Full Treatment Bundle combines three targeted formulas—cooling wipes, maximum‑strength cream, and a fast‑acting spray—to cleanse, numb, and calm with precision.

This is more than a one‑note fix—it’s a complete, medical‑grade system designed for maximum relief and everyday confidence. Medicated wipes with witch hazel and aloe deliver a gentle, cooling clean that reduces friction. Our 5% lidocaine cream provides rapid, focused numbing, while phenylephrine helps reduce swelling and aloe + glycerin protect sensitive skin. The spray brings quick, no‑touch calm with witch hazel’s cooling and swelling support for moments when you need relief without the mess.

Let’s take a closer look at what makes this bundle so effective.

Lidocaine (5%)

Local Anesthetic | Cream
Numbs the area to quickly relieve pain and itching

Lidocaine is the MVP of pain relief, numbing the affected area almost instantly. It’s the highest concentration allowed in OTC products and provides targeted comfort so you can move on with your day.

Phenylephrine HCl

Vasoconstrictor | Spray
Tightens blood vessels to reduce swelling and relieve pressure. In the Cream & Spray.

Phenylephrine HCl helps by narrowing blood vessels, which brings down swelling and eases that uncomfortable pressure and itching. It’s like giving the affected area a little reset, so you can get on with your day without constantly noticing it.

Glycerin

Protectant | Cream
Forms a protective barrier to promote healing

Glycerin locks in moisture and keeps sensitive areas hydrated, ensuring the skin stays soft, soothed, and less prone to irritation during healing.

Aloe

Soothing Agent | Wipes & Spray
Calms, hydrates, and helps heal irritated skin

Aloe is like a gentle hug for irritated skin. It cools, soothes, and keeps the area hydrated, which is a big deal when dealing with hemorrhoids. Plus, it helps the skin heal faster and stay calm.

What's Not In Our The Full Norms Treatment

When it comes to taking care of your most sensitive areas, every ingredient matters. That’s why we’ve left out the unnecessary irritants and brought in the science-backed care, so you can feel confident, comfortable, and cared for—every time you reach for Norms.

Paraben Free

No parabens here—those synthetic preservatives don’t belong near your sensitive skin. We keep it clean so you can keep your peace of mind.

Fragrance-Free

Scent-free and stress-free. No added perfumes means no irritation, just comfort where you need it most.

Phthalate-Free

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Hypoallergenic

Gentle by design. Our formulas are crafted to be kind to sensitive skin, reducing the chances of an unwanted reaction.

Plastic-Free

Our plant-based wipes avoid harmful plastics, making them safer for your body and the planet.

No Chemical Binders

Simple, natural ingredients ensure a healthier, more soothing experience.

Dermatologist Tested

Trusted by professionals to ensure the highest standard of care for your comfort and safety.

Frequently Asked Questions

What’s included in the Full Treatment Bundle and how do I use it for hemorrhoid treatment?

The bundle includes three steps that work together: medicated wipes for a gentle, cooling clean, a maximum‑strength 5% lidocaine cream to numb pain and protect, and a fast‑acting spray for touch‑free calm during the day. Use wipes after BMs or whenever things feel irritated, apply cream when pain or swelling spikes, and keep the spray handy for quick relief on the go.

Is this an over‑the‑counter solution, and how does it compare to the best OTC hemorrhoid treatment options?

Yes, every item in the Full Treatment Bundle is over‑the‑counter. The advantage is having the essentials together: cooling wipes to reduce friction, 5% lidocaine cream for fast numbing, and a quick spray for discreet calm. It’s a simple, comprehensive OTC routine that helps you feel better faster without complicated steps.

Can the Full Treatment Bundle support non‑surgical hemorrhoid treatment at home?

Many people find consistent home care works well before considering procedures. The bundle supports non‑surgical care by pairing a gentle clean with targeted numbing and swelling support, helping you manage symptoms day to day. If pain, bleeding, or symptoms persist or worsen, check in with a clinician.

What makes the ingredients effective for everyday hemorrhoid treatment?

Each formula has a job. Witch hazel in the wipes and spray helps cleanse and cool tender skin. In the cream, 5% lidocaine provides fast, targeted numbing, while phenylephrine helps reduce swelling. Aloe and glycerin help soothe and protect sensitive areas, so you can move through your day more comfortably.

What’s the simplest routine to get results with hemorrhoid treatment using this bundle?

Think “Clean → Treat → Calm.” Clean with a medicated wipe after BMs and as needed. Treat with the 5% lidocaine cream when pain or swelling gets in the way. Calm with the spray for quick, touch‑free relief between applications. At home, keep the 48‑count wipes pouch and 2‑oz cream visible. On the go, carry singles so relief is always within reach.

When should I use the Hemorrhoid Spray vs the Hemorrhoid Cream?

Use Norms Hemorrhoid Spray when you want quick, no‑touch relief and cooling comfort after cleansing with a wipe. Ideal for on‑the‑go moments and between bathroom visits. The Cream is your go-to for deeper, more targeted care. Use it hen pain is persistent or you want longer‑lasting relief and a protective barrier. Apply a thin layer after cleansing with a wipe, especially at night or after a shower.

Are the hemorrhoid relief products in the Full Treatment Bundle safe to use during pregnancy?

Many people use this bundle during pregnancy for gentle, practical relief. The wipes and spray provide a cooling clean without heavy fragrance, and the cream offers targeted numbing and swelling support. That said, every pregnancy is different. Check the ingredient list and talk with your healthcare provider before use, especially if you have specific sensitivities or are managing other conditions. A simple routine works well: use a single medicated wipe to reduce friction, apply a small amount of cream when discomfort spikes, and keep the spray for quick, touch‑free calm between applications.

The Full Norms Treatment Drug Facts

YOUR 10-DAY RELIEF PLAN

We got your back, every step of the way

What To Use & When

Dealing with a flare-up can be overwhelming, but with the right plan and the right products, relief is just a few steps away. Here's how to make the most of Norms Medicated Wipes, Spray, and Cream during a typical 10-day flare-up.

EARLY SIGNS

Start with Norm Wipes to cleanse & cool

Days 1-3: Early Signs of Irritation and Itching

Start with Norms Medicated Wipes to clean and soothe the area at every opportunity. The cooling and refreshing ingredients in the wipes are perfect for addressing irritation and keeping things calm as the flare-up begins.

Pro Tip: Use the wipes as the foundation of your routine throughout the entire flare-up. They're gentle, effective, and safe for daily use to keep the area clean and comfortable.

RAMP UP

Add Norms Spray to numb & shrink

Days 4-6: Escalating Pain and Swelling

As discomfort increases, it’s time to add Norms Spray to your routine. The Spray delivers fast, no-touch relief for itching, pain, and swelling. It’s perfect for when you’re on the go or need a quick, mess-free application.

Pro Tip: Apply the Spray up to 4 times a day to reduce swelling and numb the area. Alternate the Spray with the Cream during this phase for targeted relief.

THE PEAK

Layer Norms Cream to heal & protect

Days 7-8: All The Bad Feelings

This is when you need Norms Cream the most. The Cream delivers maximum-strength relief, reducing intense swelling, pain, and burning while providing a soothing protective barrier.

Pro Tip: Use the Cream for deeper, longer-lasting relief when you have time for a more thorough application. Alternate with the Spray if needed for faster, touch-free relief between Cream applications.

THE COMEDOWN

Keep Norms close as you return to normal

Days 9-10: Recovery Mode

As the flare-up starts to subside, continue using Norms Wipes to clean and soothe the area. If needed, apply the Spray or Cream for any lingering discomfort.

Pro Tip: Even during recovery, maintaining a consistent routine with the Wipes ensures proper care and helps prevent future flare-ups.

OUR RELIEF BUN-DLE

Treat yourself to the Full Norms Treatment

Take the guesswork out of hemorrhoids

By stacking our products based on your needs and the severity of your symptoms, you’ll have a comprehensive system to tackle flare-ups from Day 1 to Day 10. Hemorrhoids can feel overwhelming, but relief doesn’t have to be complicated. The Full Treatment Bundle gives you a clear path forward—no guesswork, no gimmicks—just clean, calm, effective care every step of the way.

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YOUR 10-DAY RELIEF PLAN

We got your back, every step of the way

What To Use & When

Dealing with a flare-up can be overwhelming, but with the right plan and the right products, relief is just a few steps away. Here's how to make the most of Norms Medicated Wipes, Spray, and Cream during a typical 10-day flare-up.

EARLY SIGNS

Start with Norm Wipes to cleanse & cool

Days 1-3: Early Signs of Irritation and Itching

Start with Norms Medicated Wipes to clean and soothe the area at every opportunity. The cooling and refreshing ingredients in the wipes are perfect for addressing irritation and keeping things calm as the flare-up begins.

RAMP UP

Add Norms Spray to numb & shrink

Days 4-6: Escalating Pain and Swelling

As discomfort increases, it’s time to add Norms Spray to your routine. The Spray delivers fast, no-touch relief for itching, pain, and swelling. It’s perfect for when you’re on the go or need a quick, mess-free application.

THE PEAK

Layer Norms Cream to heal & protect

Days 7-8: All The Bad Feelings

This is when you need Norms Cream the most. The Cream delivers maximum-strength relief, reducing intense swelling, pain, and burning while providing a soothing protective barrier.

THE COMEDOWN

Keep Norms close as you return to normal

Days 9-10: Recovery Mode

As the flare-up starts to subside, continue using Norms Wipes to clean and soothe the area. If needed, apply the Spray or Cream for any lingering discomfort.

OUR RELIEF BUN-DLE

Treat yourself to the Full Norms Treatment

Take the guesswork out of hemorrhoids

By stacking our products based on your needs and the severity of your symptoms, you’ll have a comprehensive system to tackle flare-ups from Day 1 to Day 10. Hemorrhoids can feel overwhelming, but relief doesn’t have to be complicated. The Full Treatment Bundle gives you a clear path forward—no guesswork, no gimmicks—just clean, calm, effective care every step of the way.

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How To Wipe Right

Gently wipe the affected area up to six times daily, especially after bowel movements and before applying Norms Cream or Spray. Use one wipe at a time, discarding after each use (do not flush more than one at once). For external use only. Designed to cleanse, cool, and prep your skin while easing burning and itching.

How To Spray Superbly

Clean and pat the area dry, then shake well and spray directly onto the affected area until moist. The hands-free application means no awkward angles or messy fingers, and you can spray up to three times daily or after each bowel movement for cooling, soothing relief that works as fast as you need it to.

How To Cream Correctly

First time applying? Clean the area with warm water (or grab a Norms wipe), then squeeze a dime-sized dollop onto your finger (or one of our multi-colored finger cots!) and smooth it generously over the affected area—think of it as giving your hemorrhoids a cozy blanket of relief.

How To Wipe Right

Gently wipe the affected area up to six times daily, especially after bowel movements and before applying Norms Cream or Spray. Use one wipe at a time, discarding after each use (do not flush more than one at once). For external use only. Designed to cleanse, cool, and prep your skin while easing burning and itching.

How To Spray Superbly

Clean and pat the area dry, then shake well and spray directly onto the affected area until moist. The hands-free application means no awkward angles or messy fingers, and you can spray up to three times daily or after each bowel movement for cooling, soothing relief that works as fast as you need it to.

How To Cream Correctly

First time applying? Clean the area with warm water (or grab a Norms wipe), then squeeze a dime-sized dollop onto your finger (or one of our multi-colored finger cots!) and smooth it generously over the affected area—think of it as giving your hemorrhoids a cozy blanket of relief.


Relief Is a Process

The Full Norms Treatment

You may be wondering why we have three different products to help you treat your hemmies. Well, for some, it's a matter of preference. But those of us who've been around the block know that quick, effective and lasting relief requires a combination of the right tools and a bit of a ritual.

We suggest you combine the wipe with our spray or cream for a complete cleaning & treatment routine. Simply clean with a Wipe and then apply either Spray or Cream.

On The Go? You Can Always Rely On Our Trusty Roadies!

Our maximum strength cream and medicated wipe come in portable and discreet individually wrapped packets too