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Get to know the VIP Roadies Bundle

“On‑the‑Go Roadies” bundle display, pocket‑sized hemorrhoid cream and wipes

VIP Roadies Bundle

This is a VIP bundle that includes the following: 

Wipe outs 24 ct bag

Spray

Squeezies 12 ct bag

1 Box

1 Belly Band

1 personalized notecard

1 Norms Newspaper

1 Norms Finger Sticker

Packing Confetti

Taped with Norms Packing Tape

Free


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Frequently Asked Questions
VIP Roadies Bundle Drug Facts

For the official-looking FDA-compliant version of our Drug Facts panel, check out the product images. We wrote them out for you below just in case.

YOUR 10-DAY RELIEF PLAN

We got your back, every step of the way

What To Use & When

Dealing with a flare-up can be overwhelming, but with the right plan and the right products, relief is just a few steps away. Here's how to make the most of Norms Medicated Wipes, Spray, and Cream during a typical 10-day flare-up.

EARLY SIGNS

Start with Norms Wipes to cleanse & cool

Days 1-3: Early Signs of Irritation and Itching

Start with Norms Medicated Wipes to clean and soothe the area at every opportunity. The cooling and refreshing ingredients in the wipes are perfect for addressing irritation and keeping things calm as the flare-up begins.

Pro Tip: Use the wipes as the foundation of your routine throughout the entire flare-up. They're gentle, effective, and safe for daily use to keep the area clean and comfortable.

RAMP UP

Add Norms Spray to numb & shrink

Days 4-6: Escalating Pain and Swelling

As discomfort increases, it’s time to add Norms Spray to your routine. The Spray delivers fast, no-touch relief for itching, pain, and swelling. It’s perfect for when you’re on the go or need a quick, mess-free application.

Pro Tip: Apply the Spray up to 4 times a day to reduce swelling and numb the area. Alternate the Spray with the Cream during this phase for targeted relief.

THE PEAK

Layer Norms Cream to heal & protect

Days 7-8: All The Bad Feelings

This is when you need Norms Cream the most. The Cream delivers maximum-strength relief, reducing intense swelling, pain, and burning while providing a soothing protective barrier.

Pro Tip: Use the Cream for deeper, longer-lasting relief when you have time for a more thorough application. Alternate with the Spray if needed for faster, touch-free relief between Cream applications.

THE COMEDOWN

Keep Norms close as you return to normal

Days 9-10: Recovery Mode

As the flare-up starts to subside, continue using Norms Wipes to clean and soothe the area. If needed, apply the Spray or Cream for any lingering discomfort.

Pro Tip: Even during recovery, maintaining a consistent routine with the Wipes ensures proper care and helps prevent future flare-ups.

OUR RELIEF BUN-DLE

Treat yourself to the Full Norms Treatment

Take the guesswork out of hemorrhoids

By stacking our products based on your needs and the severity of your symptoms, you’ll have a comprehensive system to tackle flare-ups from Day 1 to Day 10. Hemorrhoids can feel overwhelming, but relief doesn’t have to be complicated. The Full Treatment Bundle gives you a clear path forward—no guesswork, no gimmicks—just clean, calm, effective care every step of the way.

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YOUR 10-DAY RELIEF PLAN

We got your back, every step of the way

What To Use & When

Dealing with a flare-up can be overwhelming, but with the right plan and the right products, relief is just a few steps away. Here's how to make the most of Norms Medicated Wipes, Spray, and Cream during a typical 10-day flare-up.

EARLY SIGNS

Start with Norm Wipes to cleanse & cool

Days 1-3: Early Signs of Irritation and Itching

Start with Norms Medicated Wipes to clean and soothe the area at every opportunity. The cooling and refreshing ingredients in the wipes are perfect for addressing irritation and keeping things calm as the flare-up begins.

RAMP UP

Add Norms Spray to numb & shrink

Days 4-6: Escalating Pain and Swelling

As discomfort increases, it’s time to add Norms Spray to your routine. The Spray delivers fast, no-touch relief for itching, pain, and swelling. It’s perfect for when you’re on the go or need a quick, mess-free application.

THE PEAK

Layer Norms Cream to heal & protect

Days 7-8: All The Bad Feelings

This is when you need Norms Cream the most. The Cream delivers maximum-strength relief, reducing intense swelling, pain, and burning while providing a soothing protective barrier.

THE COMEDOWN

Keep Norms close as you return to normal

Days 9-10: Recovery Mode

As the flare-up starts to subside, continue using Norms Wipes to clean and soothe the area. If needed, apply the Spray or Cream for any lingering discomfort.

OUR RELIEF BUN-DLE

Treat yourself to the Full Norms Treatment

Take the guesswork out of hemorrhoids

By stacking our products based on your needs and the severity of your symptoms, you’ll have a comprehensive system to tackle flare-ups from Day 1 to Day 10. Hemorrhoids can feel overwhelming, but relief doesn’t have to be complicated. The Full Treatment Bundle gives you a clear path forward—no guesswork, no gimmicks—just clean, calm, effective care every step of the way.

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Relief Is a Process

The Full Norms Treatment

You may be wondering why we have three different products to help you treat your hemmies. Well, for some, it's a matter of preference. But those of us who've been around the block know that quick, effective and lasting relief requires a combination of the right tools and a bit of a ritual.

We suggest you combine the wipe with our spray or cream for a complete cleaning & treatment routine. Simply clean with a Wipe and then apply either Spray or Cream.



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